The Wife Said To Her Husband.

“For her 40th birthday, my wife said,

“I’d love to be ten again.”

So that Saturday, we had a heaping stack of chocolate-chip pancakes, her favorite childhood breakfast.

Then we hit the playground and a merry-go-round.

We finished the day with a banana split.

“So how did you enjoy being a kid for a day?” I asked.

Great,” she said.

“But when I said I wanted to be ten again, I meant my dress size.”