The Wife Starts To Think Their Kid Looks Different.

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of different so she decides to do a DNA test.

She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents:

Wife: “Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.”

Husband: “What’s up?”

Wife: “According to DNA test results, this is not our kid”

Husband: “Well you don’t remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then you said:

‘Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.’

So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.”

Moral of the story:

Never give a man a job for which he is not qualified…