There Are Five Cows On A Farm. –

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves.

The first baby walks up to the mom and asks,

“Momma, why is my name Rose?”

The mommy cow replies,

“Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.”

The next calf comes up and asks,

“Momma, why is my name Lily?”

The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.”

The third baby comes up and asks,

“Momma, why is my name Daisy?”

The momma cow again replies

” Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head.”

The final baby walks over and says, “Duh huh guh nuh!”

The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock.”