Three Girls Die And Go To Heaven.

They are greeted by st. Peter at the pearly gates.

He welcomes them and then says:

But be careful, there are lots of ducks in heaven.

“If you step on any you will be punished”.

The girls go in and the first one steps on a duck right away and the ugliest man in existence gets chained to her for eternity.

The second girl steps on a duck after about a week and the second ugliest man is chained to her for eternity.

The third girl, however, never steps on a duck and the most beautiful man she had ever seen was chained to her.

“What did I do to deserve such a nice thing?” she asks God.

God looks at her and says:

“He stepped on a duck.”

 

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