Two ants had the arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation.
Last year, when one ant gets to Miami he is shivering and shaking.
The other ant asked him, “Why are shaking so badly?”
The first ant says,
“I rode down here from New Jersey in the moustache of a guy on a Harley.”
The other ant says,
“That’s the worst way to travel. Do what I do.!! Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While there, look for a nice stewardess, crawl up her leg and nestle in where it’s warm and cosy. It’s the best way to travel that I can think of.”
The first ant thanks the second ant and says he will give it a try next winter.
A year goes by … When the first ant shows up in Miami he shivering and shaking again.
The second ant says,
“Didn’t you try what I told you?”
“Yes,” says the first ant.
“I did exactly what you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in the moustache of a guy on a Harley.”!!