Two Crows Were In A Field. –

Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance.

“See that over there?

What is that?”, says the first crow.

The second crow takes a long look,

“That’s a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn’t it.”

“How can you tell it’s a scarecrow and not a person?”, replies the first crow.

“Look at its hand. No cellphone”, says the second crow.