Two Ducks Go On Their Honeymoon. –

Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel.

As they are about to make love, the male duck says,

”Oh, we haven’t got any cond0ms. I’ll ring down to room service.”

He calls and asks for some cond0ms.

The woman says

”OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?”

”No” he says,

”I’ll suffocate!”