Two Elderly Floridian Ladies Were Sitting On A Park.

Two elderly Floridian ladies were sitting on a park bench in Miami one morning.

One of the ladies turned to the other and said,

“You know, I’m getting forgetful these days. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember if I had just come up or if I was about to go down!”

The other lady responded,

“How’d you finally figure out which it was?”

The first lady replied,

“Well, I thought hard for a minute or two, and then it finally came to me…I’d already been to the bathroom, so I must have just come up the stairs!”