Two Elderly Irish Drinking Buddies Are Sitting. –

Two elderly Irish drinking buddies are sitting at the pub pondering on the future.

One says to the other,

“You know Mr. O’Shea, we’ve had great sport together for many years. It just came to mind that should it be I who should happen to go first, it would mean a great deal to me if you would say a few kind words at me grave.”

The other friend responds,

“That I’ll do, Mr.O’Donnel, that I’ll do. But should it be I who should happen to go first, for old times sake I’d be forever grateful if you would pour a bottle of fine Irish whiskey over me grave.”

The friend responds,

“That I’ll do. That I’ll do. But would you mind it so much if it should happen to pass through me kidneys first?”