Two Elderly Women, Marie & Edith, Were Driving. –

Two elderly women, Marie & Edith, were driving.

Neither could see over the dashboard.

As they were cruising along they came to an intersection.

The stoplight was red but they just went on through.

Edith in the passenger seat thought to herself:

“I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light.”

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right through.

This time Edith was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.

She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through.

She turned to Marie and said:

“Marie! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!”

Marie turned to her and said:

“Oh, am I driving?”