Two older fellows were playing a round of golf on a nice summer’s day.

Suddenly, one man told the other,

“My word, there seems to be something stuck in your ear.”

Surprised, the other man reached up and pulled out a suppository from his earlobe.

“How on Earth did that end up there?” asked the first man.

“I’m not sure,” came the reply.

“But I’m almost certain I know where I put my hearing aid now!