Two Tigers Were Stalking Through The Jungles.

Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia.

Suddenly, the one to the rear reached out with his tongue and licked the tiger before him.

The startled front tiger turned and said,

“Cut it out.” The rear tiger apologized, and they continued onward.

A few minutes later, it happened again. The front tiger turned, growling,

“I said stop it.”

The rear tiger apologized once more, and they moved on.

After another few minutes, the front tiger felt the unwanted lick again. He turned around, looking annoyed, and asked,

“What’s going on?”

The rear tiger replied,

“Sorry, I just had something awful to eat and I’m trying to get the taste out of my mouth!”