Where’s your plane?

Lady: do you drink beer?

Man: yes.

Lady: how many per day?

Man: 3.

Lady: how much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5 each including tip.

Lady: how long have you been drinking?

Man: about 20 years.

Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that’s $108,000

Man: sounds correct.

Lady: did you know that if you put that money in a savings account, after interest, you would have had enough money to buy a plane?

Man: do you drink beer?

Lady: no

Man: where’s your f*****g plane?