A Wolf, A Rabbit And A Tortoise Needed A Drink.

A wolf, a rabbit and a tortoise needed a drink.

They drew sticks and the tortoise came up short and had to go to the shop to get a bottle of Vodka.

An hour passed and the wolf and the rabbit got pretty pissed.

“This is too slow even for a slowpoke like him”, said the wolf.

“If I went, we would already be on our second bottle by now”, chimed in the rabbit.

The door opened and the tortoise poked his head in,

“If you guys criticize this much, I ain’t even going!”