An Old Couple Watching The Playboy Movie. –
A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel: He looked…
An Elderly Couple, A Priest, And A Doctor Walk Into A Bar. –
An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar As they are sitting down and drinking,…
Little Johnny Was Playing With His Car. –
Little Johnny was playing with his favourite car out front of his house when he accidentally lost it down…
Two Couples Are Having Their Wedding Reception. –
Two couples are having their wedding reception in the same hotel, and the two grooms are having a few…
A Primary School Teacher In The Bronx. –
A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds…
A Man And Woman Had Been Married. –
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked…
Two Elderly Widows Were Watching The Folks.
Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench. Ethel said, “You know,…
A Man Came Home From Work –
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the…
A Man Was Driving At 80 Kph. –
A man was driving at 80 kph one day when he was passed by a 3-legged chicken. He accelerated…
A Parrot Developed The Bad Habit. –
A parrot developed the bad habit of f*cking the farmer’s hens, making them quit laying. The farmer tells the…