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Little Johnny is selling lemonade… The boy’s sign reads “1 cup for 25¢, 3 cups for $1 A construction worker stops by and asks to buy one cup

A retired banker went to a psychiatrist. He said “For 30 years, I worked in a bank as a teller. Every day i would serve dozens of customers.

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An 80 year old man is out by a pond one day when a frog jumps onto a lily pad nearby. “Excuse me sir,” says the frog, “I

A man finds a crocodile in his yard He goes to the police station and asks, what to do with it. Policeman: Take it to the zoo Man:

A man moved into a retirement home… An elderly man decided it was time to move on. He packed his stuff and moved into a retirement home. On

As she watches the news, an elderly woman calls her husband in concern. She knows he is driving home, so she calls his cell phone. “Dear, please be

A new captain becomes leader of a company of soldiers. As he goes about learning everything on how they do things he finds two soldiers guarding a bench.