The Husband Comes Home And Worried Because He Has A Scratch On His Chest.

The husband comes home and is worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door sees the cat asleep on the couch and gives him a tremendous kick.

The cat “screams” a loud meow and runs out the door.

The wife comes into the living room and asks what happened and he angrily replied:

This cat seems crazy, I was walking in and, just like that, he jumped on me and scratched me in the chest.

Look at that hell of a scratch!

The woman replied:

You did very well, today this f*cker has bitten my a$s and gave me one hell of a hickey on my neck.