Two Crows Were In A Field.

Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance

“See that over there? What is that?” Says the first crow

The second crow takes a long look,

“That’s a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn’t it”

“How can you tell it’s a scarecrow and not a person?” Replies the first crow

“Look at its hand. No cellphone” says the second crow